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Once again you have reached the honorable, definitive, elegant...shut da fuk up...This ain't no high class movie review, it's ma view of this week's PimPin movie: Spider-Man!!! 

Spider-Man was always my favorite superhero. He could stick to walls and hang upside down...imagine all the different positions...ohh off track there... ma bad... Well da movie stars Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker (Spider-Man), and Kirsten Dunst as his gurl Mary Jane. Peter is a college student who gets into a freak accident involving a radioactive spider. The spider somehow bites his queer ass and he suddenly gets all these super powers. Then there's this Green Goblin character, who flies around in a jet fueled, thingy ma jiggy throwing bombs and causing hell. Da two duke it out till da end, and well, you know Spider-Man ain't gonna let a damn goblin get in the way of booty...Its got loads and I mean loads of web-slinging action and the special effects are off da HeeZee.  I give it !!!! out of five because Spider-Man is da sHiZniTz...and it's a good adaptation  from the comic book. The only bad thing was "where da fine hunniez at?" Could've had better cast, but all in all...it was aight.  Check it out if you a Spidey fan...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Critic: SsshLong

 

 

                 

              Critic: SsshLong

 

 

 

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