The Scorpion King which stars WWF star the Rock (Dwayne Johnson) and the scrumptious Kelly Hu, is about a bunch of nomads who are being wiped out by an evil tyrant with the aid of his sorcerer (Kelly) who can predict the future.  The nomads hire an assassin (Rock) to eliminate their threat, and so the Rock goes on a roody poo ass kicking rampage...but stops for some poontang pie on da way.  There is non-stop action and some humor, but the story just sucks big ass...but who cares right? As long as there's violence and hot girls what's the problem?  I give it JJJJ out of five, one for the Rock and three for Kelly Hu...ARrrrGGGhhh!!!